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I Hate Realtors

A guy told me his sales volume before I finished chewing, and I haven't recovered

Open Houses Are Dying Like Mitch McConnell

One buyer showed up, told me he had 18 more to go, and I nearly shit my pants in the powder room

Listings Make Me Feel Like a Bitch

Why listing a house right now feels like getting naked in front of people who hate you

I'm Not Panicking, You're Panicking